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Visit Myrtle Beach!
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Myrtle Beach is where the patriots meet to show off their patriotic Butt Meat!
Meet me in Myrtle Beach!
Reach for the stars and strips ‘cuz that’s the type of patriot patronizing Myrtle Beach!
Showing off their patriotic butt meat! There’s fake sharks and flip flop shops and pancake huts galore! Mini Golf and Golf Carts for a patriotic Myrtle Beach tour! The shoreline’s chock-full of butt meat!
Cuz, Myrtle Beach is where the patriots meet to show off their patriotic Butt Meat! Meet me in Myrtle Beach!
Teach your children how to swim in tribalism and hypocrisy! See all the butt meat you can see at the Sea!
Cuz, Myrtle Beach is where the patriots meet to show off their patriotic Butt Meat! Meet me in Myrtle Beach!
They’ve got Evangelical attitudes to go with their patriotic tattoos! It’s a Whos Who of Red White and Blue! And the twerking teens are practically nude!
Cuz, Myrtle Beach is where the patriots meet to show off their patriotic Butt Meat! Meet me in Myrtle Beach!
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Jolly Nog Time!
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It’s Jolly Nog Time! It’s Fudgie Nib Time! Unwind with Cocoa Mugs and Molasses Chugs handmade by happy reindeer and scrappy elves stocking Santa’s shelves with snowflake stockings stuffed with Jolly Nog Bars and Fudgie Nib Stars, Jars of Cocoa
Mugs and Molasses Chugs!
Holiday time is giving time and snacking time with friends! As we descend into the coldest and darkest time of year unless you’re in New Zealand with endless sun….
It’s Jolly Nog Time! It’s Fudgie Nib Time! Unwind with Cocoa Mugs and Molasses Chugs handmade by happy reindeer and scrappy elves stocking Santa’s shelves with snowflake stockings stuffed with Jolly Nog Bars and Fudgie Nib Stars, Jars of Cocoa
Mugs and Molasses Chugs!
Holiday time is happy time with sparkles everywhere! But beware exploding glitter from every envelope! It’s hard to cope with December, so let’s remember….
It’s Jolly Nog Time! It’s Fudgie Nib Time! Unwind with Cocoa Mugs and Molasses Chugs handmade by happy reindeer and scrappy elves stocking Santa’s shelves with snowflake stockings stuffed with Jolly Nog Bars and Fudgie Nib Stars, Jars of Cocoa Mugs and Molasses Chugs!
Butter Season’s here but try not to blow your summer snack work! Balance slabs of buttery toast with roasty toasty spinach-kale loaf and raise a toast…. To….
Jolly Nog Time! It’s Fudgie Nib Time! Unwind with Cocoa Mugs and Molasses Chugs handmade by happy reindeer and scrappy elves stocking Santa’s shelves with snowflake stockings stuffed with Jolly Nog Bars and Fudgie Nib Stars, Jars of Cocoa
Mugs and Molasses Chugs!
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Get Supple
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Get Supple! Get Supple! Get supple skin with Dove Fat. Cut up the dove, take out the fat, rub it on your skin, get supple!
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Chunky Rodent
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Precious Moments with Chunky Rodents! Cradling pillowy doughnuts and crispy, fresh cronuts! (REPEAT)
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Teriyaki Thrift Store
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Come on down to Tangy Sticky Tchochkes, Tangy Sticky Tchochkes, Tangy Sticky Tchochkes, my teriyaki thrift store, my teriyaki thrift store, my teriyaki thrift store, Tangy Sticky Tchochkes,! Tangy Sticky Tchochkes! Teriyaki thrift store, We also have bitcoin at Tangy Sticky Tchochkes, . we also have hot tubs and salt. We also have a salt mine at Tangy Sticky Tchochkes, Tangy Sticky Tchochkes, my Teriyaki Thrift Store, Tangy Sticky Tchochkes, Tangy Sticky Tchochkes, Tangy Sticky Tchochkes! Teriyaki Thrift Store, Teriyaki Thrift Store, Teriyaki Thrift Store, Teriyaki Thrift Store, Tangy Sticky Tchochkes!, Tangy Sticky Tchochkes!, Tangy Sticky Tchochkes!, Tangy Sticky Tchochkes!
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The Ukulady California
The Ukulady writes heart-on-a-sleeve, comedy, kids & blue songs for humans of all ages and campaigns for the Downfall of Evil!
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